I tease my sister about when she’s driving into the driveway at our house. She’s just learning to drive and she got her permit not long ago. So I say: Hey don’t hit that big bump again, wait a minute, where’s the dog?, He was just a in front of the car! I do the same with her favorite cat, Cally to.
Late one night a burglar broke into home. But he immediately froze when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching” Then, silence returned so the burglar crept forward. But then again, the voice boomed – “Jesus is watching” stopping in his tracks he looked around frantically, then he spotted a parrot in a cage.
“Was that you?” Asked the burglar. “Yes” The parrot replied. The criminal sighed in relief then asked: “What’s your name” “Clarence” The parrot responded. “That’s a dumb name for a parrot” Sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you that?”